Superdickery – That’s right. Superman is a dick. (yeah, not what you thought, eh?)

I’ve been going to Superdickery on and off for a while now and I’m shocked I haven’t mentioned it earlier. Whether you like comics or not… this is definitely worth checking out. It’s an interesting look back at what used to happen in comic books. Some of this stuff may have been more innocent in the original context than it actually appears, but the likes of Family Guy and South Park have completely destroyed our ability to view old-timey comments.On top of that… some of the quotes are simply outstanding. Like the quote from Batman on this cover.

But then again, some of it is just plain wrong.

I dont understand how the comic could have turned Supes from a jackass on the cover to a hero by the last page.

I don't understand how the comic could have turned Supes from a jackass on the cover to a hero by the last page.

And some of it is just ridiculous. Like this one: Superman gives Batman a gun (and Batman doesn’t use guns, ever [except for very recently, thank you DC for that nonsense.]) and says they’ll duel to the death. They make no mention of the fact that Superman is well.. bullet-proof. He’s such a dick.

The best thing about the whole site though are the captions that the author has placed under each entry. They’re just as sunny as the nonsense comic covers he provides us with. Check it out here.

Also: Batman is a dick.

Apparently, this is indeed legit.

Apparently, this is indeed legit.

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I routinely save the world and the erase the memories of everyone on the planet, because I don't like taking credit for it. I live in front of my keyboard, over the horizon and beyond imagination. I firmly believe in puppies.